is that I would then have to keep my big mouth shut. Otherwise, this advice on “passing the bean dip” is perfect. Tired of answering the intrusive question from complete strangers (well, the checkout person at the grocery store is not a complete stranger)? Try this strategy: Answer confidently, succinctly, and without apology and then move on with “would you like some bean dip?”

An example:
“Aren’t your children going to be unsocialized freaks of nature who’ll miss out on the joy that is prom?” Answer: “We’ve got socialization covered, thanks. Want some bean dip.”

Or “How will you ever be able to teach them advanced calculus, quantum physics, Mandarin and archery?” “We’ve got our second grade curriculum set, thanks. Want some bean dip.”

It works with more than homeschooling and bean dip. Observe:

“Four kids! Don’t you know what causes that?” “We are fully versed in both birds and bees. Care for gum?”

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“Don’t you know that (food, drink, drug, activity, ideology) will kill you?” “But I’m not dead yet! Would you like a Guinness?”

This method is brilliant for deflecting the busybodies of the world. But, as I previously noted, the problem is my big mouth. You wanna know why I do what I do? Sit down, grab a pen and paper, you’ll want to take notes. Being unbelievably cocky and more than a little obnoxious also tends to cause people to shut up. And run away. And tell others, “You don’t even want to start with that crazy lady.”

ht: Mamasquirrel